Trials of an eventually hot girl

One could hardly HAVE A VERY BAD DAY with more personal gusto than a certain Jessica Gale Patterson who, on Thursday, May 16 2021 during the ransomeware fuel shortage, entered the HAVBD hall of fame while driving her 2007 Pontiac G6 through the streets of Pickens County South Carolina. When a police deputy identified that her automobile’s license plates had been reported as stolen from another person’s ride, he understandably activated his lights in an attempt to initiate a traffic stop. The 28 year old then sped off and in short order, in fact before the police had even begun to follow her, she lost control of said Pontiac, flipping it fully over before the vehicle burst into flames. Multiple explosions were then heard emanating from inside the vehicle. Need I add that cars do not as a matter of course, not even older Pontiacs, typically burst into flames when they flip over, as they might in an action film. A car might explode however, when its trunk is harboring multiple containers of hoarded gasoline as Patterson’s was. Just what manner of container her hoarded gasoline had been nozzled in to has not yet been revealed, plastic grocery bags not beyond the realm of possibility. As he approached the automotive conflagration, the deputy dryly noted, “a woman exited the car and was observed to be on fire”.