NOT mia
RICHARD LOVRICH RICHARD LOVRICH

NOT mia

The problem is of course, that what is bad about the silent EV goose is doubly bad for the loud and smelly IC gander.

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Trials of an eventually hot girl
RICHARD LOVRICH RICHARD LOVRICH

Trials of an eventually hot girl

The 28 year old then sped off and in short order, in fact before the police had even begun to follow her, she lost control of said Pontiac, flipping it fully over before the vehicle burst into flames.

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Just Cuz
RICHARD LOVRICH RICHARD LOVRICH

Just Cuz

Some 35,000 years before the domestication of the dog and forty thousand years before plant cultivation, my genetics were set, ancestral home settled upon and there my folks stayed.

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Giving her some space
RICHARD LOVRICH RICHARD LOVRICH

Giving her some space

HAVE A VERY BAD DAY recommends that if you had wished to achieve fame by being struck with any part of the orbitally failed Chinese spacecraft of 2021, or indeed by any other hurtling space junk, that you consider the case of Ann Elizabeth Fowler Hodges.

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Murder incorporated
RICHARD LOVRICH RICHARD LOVRICH

Murder incorporated

Some may stumble their way in to HAVE A VERY BAD DAY infamy, but only the malevolently clever can invent their way in. Consider the far reaching and oh so regrettable contributions of Thomas Midgley Jr.

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Adventures along the Amazon - Cracked out Hippie edition
RICHARD LOVRICH RICHARD LOVRICH

Adventures along the Amazon - Cracked out Hippie edition

I do not mean to tempt anyone, with this story of ease, to claim authorship of, let’s say, THE PRINCIPIA or THE BIBLE, but if you must try, good luck, but be certain to attach your blogs using the approved RSS feed addressing. We do want to hear how you have been getting along.

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A head for details
RICHARD LOVRICH RICHARD LOVRICH

A head for details

It happens that here is a television and online ad campaign which is selling relics of John the Baptist, including his mummified head. Everyone knows he had only one head so what gives?

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Of Pharmacy Lipstick
RICHARD LOVRICH RICHARD LOVRICH

Of Pharmacy Lipstick

GLIFish, wealthy, all-round lovely and purportedly the source of seed money for that fine enterprise it was understood, likely true, that my seriously glabrous and serious pharmacist had been,(was?) the boy-toy of this woman. How complimentary a rumor is that?

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Hotel Pool, Orlando 2012
RICHARD LOVRICH RICHARD LOVRICH

Hotel Pool, Orlando 2012

It should be noted that The Hulk, while being most assuredly incredible, is not any less credible than any other super hero or super villain in the Marvel pantheon.

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Funny, not human
RICHARD LOVRICH RICHARD LOVRICH

Funny, not human

A 200 pound human has between two to six pounds of bacteria in their bodies and that fact, in itself, is quite funny, if also horrifying. 

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